I had a meeting with my Plastics MD the other day, discussing the plan for the new right boob. It will be a simple 1 hour surgery, and then, I get to go home. Easy, huh? What did throw me, though, was her warning that afterwards, for 6 weeks in fact, to ensure that the newly-positioned piece of silicone stays in place, I cannot lift anything more than a few pounds, reach over my head, gesture madly or do Marine push-up's. In other words, I will be like T-Rex...elbows gripped tightly to my sides with my wrists twirling, like attempts at frantic shadow puppets.
Just like T-Rex, I'll be unable to:
1. take a selfie.
2. make the bed.
3. do anything with my hair...
4. put on a hat.
5. do CPR.
Love to all.
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